Suspense- whose goose is cooked?

Am I plucking?

No, I am not. Today was supposed to be the big day; 'how to kill a goose' videos have been watched, knives have been sharpened, cushion fabric chosen.
But as we're all going out Saturday to see flatmate Marcos new show, 'goose dinner day' has been moved from Saturday to Sunday, and 'kill day' has gone from Tuesday to Wednesday.

Which has given me time to share this video, of me being attacked for your viewing pleasure.

Perhaps I should make a series of videos of me being attacke by different animals. Next up- bees. What do you think?